i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
this is my husband!
Know a girl who loves Harry Potter? Use these pick-up lines on her, and soon she’ll be under your spell!
but like this is not ok wtf
HAHAHAHA omfg look at #5
geez i cannot stop laughing at these.